thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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