If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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