Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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