I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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