Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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