Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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