Just fell off a train. Bad.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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