Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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