Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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