i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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