you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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