He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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