i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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