VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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