His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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