i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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