I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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