he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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