Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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