somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
