There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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