i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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