Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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