I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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