party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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