Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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