How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my phone needs a breathalizer
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
