dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
