Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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