STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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