Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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