google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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