Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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