I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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