I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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