I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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