Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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