why didn't you poke me back
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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