He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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