Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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