I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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