i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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