I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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