my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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