why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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