There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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