I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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