Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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