i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
it's great music for shaving your balls
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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