PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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