I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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