Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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