I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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