did you get engaged???
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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