I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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