She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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